Rocket To The Death Star!

Ask me anything...but don't be an asshole.Next pageArchive

memosfromfury: I do not care if Agent Wilson is annoying, he is a SHIELD Agent, not ‘an infinitely resuable sacrifice to the Allfather’ for Summer Solstice, Autumn Equinox, Winter Solstice and Spring Equinox. I don’t care if he says its okay with him, its not okay with me. This means you.  Loki. In related news, Loki’s pointy objects privileges have been revoked after this incident and another one involving Agent Wilson and a pencil.  Whoever showed Loki ‘The Dark Knight’ is sentenced to being new handler for the Young Avengers.
245

(Source: teamdowneyhiddleston, via imtheresado)

17976
cardashians: pussy game too strong
17490
1899
3300
2115
radvillain: gamerecognisegame: haleighamore: omfg AHAH this will be in the history books
505

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via imtheresado)

190798
The guy to the far right’s face…..
35
9409
cracked: It’s raining virus-liquefied-caterpillars! Halleluiah!  5 Disturbing Ways Insects Can ‘Hack’ Nature #3. Baculovirus Hijacks Caterpillars, Turns Them into Parasitic Rainfall The baculovirus sounds like a chrono-STD you get from boning the guy from Quantum Leap. But in reality, it’s closer to the plot of the Alien movies: The baculovirus infects gypsy moth caterpillars (who are kind of pests anyway, so do try to keep that in mind when we tell you what happens to the poor lil’ guys), then makes them climb to the top of the canopy and hang upside down. Which … hey, is pretty much all right with the caterpillars? If an alien virus hacked your brain and forced you to sit on your couch and watch every episode of Three’s Company back to back, you probably wouldn’t mind it so much. You were going to do that anyway. The caterpillar is doing pretty good so far. Ah, but the baculovirus isn’t done yet: After it maneuvers its host into a good position high up, suspended upside down … they make it rain. Intestines. Read More
133

(Source: sexyyuglyy, via imtheresado)

362617